One year later from the marriage ... On wedding anniversary, what happened?????

[Abdelmoumene]

Husband: Oooh! Finally the dream comes true..
Wife: You want me to stay away from you .... ??
Husband: Nooo .. Do not say these words again.
Wife: You ... Love me??
Husband: Sure.
Wife: OK. Can you think to get away from me?
Husband: Of course not.
Wife: OK. Can you gave me a kiss?
Husband: Of course .. And on the cheek as well.
Wife: OK. Do you think that you can beat me in one day?
Husband: Of course not ... I'm not from this kind of men.
Wife: Can I trust you?
Husband: Yeah.
Wife: Oh, darling! ...

One year later from the marriage ...

...On their wedding anniversary, there was an another dialog...

Read again from the bottom to the top to reveal the hidden.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

[BACK2MYROOTS]

That's amazingly funny and witty, Abdelmoumene! What else have you got hidden in your treasure box?
Anyone can beat that?

B2MR

[BACK2MYROOTS]

Abdelmoumene,
I loved your joke so much that I wondered what it would sound like in French!!
So, I have attempted to translate it. What do you think? Still funny?

Lisez le dialogue ci-dessous entre un couple ordinaire, encore amoureux:

Le mari: Enfin, le reve devient une realite!
La femme: Tu veux que je m'en aille?
Le mari: Ne dis pas de betises!
La femme: Tu m'aimes?
Le mari: Sans aucun doute.
La femme: Tu peux imaginer la vie sans moi?
Le mari: Evidemment pas.
La femme: Tu veux m'embrasser?
Le mari: Ouais
La femme: Tu crois que tu vas me donner une fessee un de ces jours?
Le mari: Jamais. Il n'y a que les idiots qui font ca.
La femme: Tu me fais confiance?
Le mari: Oui.
La femme: Oh Cheri!
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Un an apres le mariage, le dialogue prend une tournure bien differente.
Lisez le dialogue une deuxieme fois,cette fois-ci en commencant par le bas jusqu'en haut (= a l'envers) pour reveler quelques surprises!

[Abdelmoumene]

Good attempt.
Still very funny.
May God bless you.

[BACK2MYROOTS]

Here is a story that could fall under " One year on from the marriage...What happened ?" but it's not funny, not a bit...
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"After one year of marriage ...I am filing for a divorce.

I have had nothing but hell from him and his family. I put my life on hold for him and his problems. I have finally started to see his true colours. I feel sad even though I want the divorce. This is my second one too and I hope to never go through this again. My first divorce was pretty easy. This man, however, wants everything! He wants to furnish his own place pretty much with my things and I'm at the point where I don't care anymore. It's just stuff and if it means getting him out of my life then to hell with it. To know though that all he truly cares about is having a dvd player is pathetic and really does hurt my feelings. All I want now is my life back and a little respect and courtesty.

We married after a short courtship, we knew each other through highschool and got married very quickly. I didn't want to get married right away and he did and his family wanted us to so I gave in. That's not me, but it happened.

Our wedding night turned very ugly. He was mad at me over my job, and my career plans . I spent much of the night alone and very upset. From then on, I tried to make the best of our marriage and tried very hard to make it work.

Later, to my horror, I found out that he had lied to me about lots of things while we were dating! Money, kids, past divorce, law trouble, you name it. Found out instead of no debt he had $50,000 worth of it. Instead of his past divorce being 2 years before he met me, it was 6 months! His kids, oh he didn't have custody of them because he went into the military and it was best to have supervised visitation by his mother until they readjusted. Um, no, it was supervised because he had 2 dui's with his children in the car. Oh and his military career? It ended after 2 months. Oh the dui's and probation and the money he has to pay... plus 5 tickets and a slew of personal issues like accusing me of... having an affair because his ex did. He constantly needed to be told that I loved him more than anything in the world and he was best thing that happened to me or it would start a huge fight about how I don't love him. I was in trouble every day while I was gone at work because I didn't send text messages saying that I missed him terribly ...I could hardly work. He ran up my cell phone bill in my name to $1800 in one month!! His mom was also horrible to me. But let's not go into that.

So I finally kicked him out after supporting him for months without a job. He said he had changed like he did on other occasions when I threw him out too. I don't believe a word he says anymore. Lately, things have been getting ugly. He constantly calls, drives by my house, argues about the littlest item of personal property and money...such a nightmare! I will be so glad when this is all behind me and he is ...
out of my life....".

[Abridged & slightly edited]

B2MR