Favourite football jokes ha ha !

[BACK2MYROOTS]

Enjoy these hot jokes and add yours to the list.


(1)

Three Egyptian fans moaning about their latest defeat by Algeria.

First fan: "I blame the Sudanese. How could they support Algeria instead of us?!"
Second fan: "I blame the players; if they had made more effort, I'm sure they would have scored goals."
Third fan: "I blame my parents; if I had been born in Algeria, I'd be celebrating now."


(2)

A teacher in Egypt asks the children in class to put their hands up if they support the Egyptian team. Everybody puts their hands up except for 1 boy who says he supports Algeria. The teacher says,” why on earth do you support Algeria? ” Well my mum and dad support Egypt, but we lost the game. So they are supporting the wrong team then...

(3)

Q: What tea do footballers drink?
A: Penaltea

(4)

Egyptian bloke on his way to poultry market kicks a can and a genie pops out.
"You can have one wish",says the genie.
"I'd like a turkey with three legs so me the wife and my son can have a leg each".
"Get real,there's no such thing",says the genie.
"Ok,I want Egypt to still be in the the World Cup 2010".
"Do you want that turkey fresh or frozen?", replies the genie.

(5)

Q: Why did God make Egyptian fans smelly?
A: So blind people can laugh at them too!

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[Abdelmoumene]

Very funny, hahahahahahahahahaha.

I can not hit myself from laughing.

God bless you.