What does it take to be a nonsense?

[franky_2]

Hello dear friends:

Since MR.Stoogeman is in desperate need for attention,Lets dedicate a whole forum just for him.It is an open invitation to everyone who enjoys having fun,I mean making fun of his character.He really didn't show any respect for himself,so give him what he enjoys most:to be an object of mockery.
Ok,I start first by telling you what it takes to be a nonsense:

-He truly doesn't care who his girl is sleeping with.
-He understands the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.
-He can call anyone "honey" including pets.
- He can be at a crowded disco the size of two football fields and still spots a toupee.
-He can tell a woman he loves her bathing suit, and truly means her bathing suit.
He really have "been there, done that."
-He is the only type of male who gets to say "fabulous."
-He can have naked men he don't know in his home.
-He understands why the good Lord invented spandex.
-He understands why the good Lord didn't intend everyone to wear it.
He knows how to get back at just about everyone. And has.
-He only wears polyester when he means to.
-He can smile to let someone know he can't stand them.
-He is good pals with women other people can't stand.
- he's always got an opinion.
-He knows how to dress strategically. .
-He is the only one at his high school reunion who looks a lot better than he did in high school. .
-He knows that sex complicates things. So?
He knows that being called a "cheap slut" isn't actually an insult.
-Nobody tells him what to do in bed...unless he tells them what to tell him.
-He has a medicine chest stocked for any occasion.
-He knows how to make an entrance.
-He knows when to make an exit. .
-Some of his best friends are his ex lovers.
-he knows when to play dumb. .
-He's called someone "girlfriend" who is neither a girl nor a friend.
-He knows when the party's over.
-He knows where to go after the party's over.
-he is fearless about fighting the elements, especially gravity.
-He knows that referring to someone as "a real lady" isn't necessarily a compliment.
-If your cat is a female, he swears it's a lesbian.
-he's got a favorite Disney character and it's usually a nasty one.
-He's left someone totally speechless.
-He'd shaved something other than his face.
-All his friends do not have to "get along".
-his love handles are actually used as such.
-. When someone turns his back on him,he actually considers it an opportunity.
-He knows where to find a meat rack and it ain't in his kitchen drawer.
-He's got a sexual persuasion with its own flag.
-At some moment in his life he's envisioned having back-up girls.
-He knows his enemies.hehehe
- Not only has he added spice to this board - sometimes he's added side dishes.
-He knows that "small talk" can be about spirituality or politics, and "important issues" can be about hair.
-He actually lived out some of his fantasies.
-Unlike most straight men, he has no problem being treated solely as a mockery object.
-He is ALWAYS ready for his close-up.
-He has 412 ways to tell someone to get lost. 136 are non-verbal.
-He knows exactly how many martinis it takes.
-When throwing a party, he knows how to put out quite a spread. Sometimes after the party too.

Oooooffff.The list goes on and on,but I'll finish it some other time

PS.nonsense,please,please,please,if you have any personal contact with the admin.ask them to delete my membership,,,,for your own sake .You really don't want to see me having this much fun all the time,heh?

frankyohthesameoldfranky



[Edited by franky_2 on 29th May 2001 at 21:36]

[Cleopatra]

I would like to take this opportunity to give my dear Nonsy here a present. It seems that NOnsy is in need of a woman, so here is one for you, do with her as u please, have fun
Here Nonsy boy! Go fetch boy, go fetch!


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[Nonson]

On behalf of every Algerian, every Muslim
and every other decent person you insulted and abused while you barked like a rabid dog here,
preying upon women like the sleazy kalb you are:


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[Cleopatra]

hahhahaha, no Nonsy, she's all urs ok!
keep her and leave us all alone k?

[Cleopatra]

By the way darling, I don't live in Montreal...sorry

[Nonson]

On behalf of every Algerian, every Muslim
and every other decent person you insulted and abused while you barked like a rabid dog here,
preying upon women like the sleazy kalb you are:


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[Cleopatra]

Keep dreamin' old man, if it gives u hope, by all means, keep dreamin'!