good esteem to kick off ur week:-)

[hiyya]

WIFE VS. HUSBAND
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them
wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs,the husband
asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."

WORDS
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women
use a day...
>>30,000 to a man's 15,000.
>>The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat
>>everything to men...
>>The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
>>"What?"

CREATION
>>
>>A man said to his wife one day,
>>"I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all a t the
>>same time."
>>The wife responded,
>>"Allow me to explain.
>>God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
>>God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
>>
>>
>>THE SILENT TREATMENT
>>
>>A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
>>giving
>>each other the silent treatment.
>>Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife
>>to
>>wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
>>Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
>>wrote on a piece of paper,
>>"Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
>>He left it where he knew she would find it.
>>
>>The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM
>>and
>>he had missed his flight.
>>Furious, he was about to go and see w hy his wife hadn't wakened
>>him,
>>when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
>>The paper said,
>>"It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
>>
>>Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
>>
>>God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough
>>draft before the masterpiece.
soo true innit?

[phylay]

Hiyya,
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