~ WORDS WOMEN USE ~

[HOUDA-K]

Men, please note and be warned for any future arguments you can avoid if you remember the terminology!

Women, just a light laugh!

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

[anka]

hey men, it's not so complicated.
the key is

when women say: yes... mean: No
when women say: no.........mean: Yeas

easy to remember.

[evanescence]

I Use only the "Nothing" thing, lol and the "Fine" one, but I say "ok" instead, lol

anka ,when I say no, that means NO, and when I say yes, that means YES ,lol........maybe I'm not a women


P.S. HOUDA-K very nice, I liked it (even your stars ,I borrowed them lol

[Jannah]

Originally posted by evanescence


I Use only the "Nothing" thing, lol and the "Fine" one, but I say "ok" instead, lol

anka ,when I say no, that means NO, and when I say yes, that means YES ,lol........maybe I'm not a women


P.S. HOUDA-K very nice, I liked it (even your stars ,I borrowed them lol

Yeah that's kinda dangerous when you start with the woman means yes when she says no, it's been used by men for the wrong reasons!

[evanescence]

Yeah that's kinda dangerous when you start with the woman means yes when she says no, it's been used by men for the wrong reasons!
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Yes, that's right, Just remember them from the beginning that you know the meaning of the words, lol so Yes= Yes and No= No

[anka]

Originally posted by evanescence

Yeah that's kinda dangerous when you start with the woman means yes when she says no, it's been used by men for the wrong reasons!
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Yes, that's right, Just remember them from the beginning that you know the meaning of the words, lol so Yes= Yes and No= No

what about 'maybe'? I think i'ts used more often then yes and no. it makes women's life easyer and give us some space to manipulate with men. I'm joking.. maybe

[phylay]

Originally posted by anka

what about 'maybe'? I think i'ts used more often then yes and no. it makes women's life easyer and give us some space to manipulate with men. I'm joking.. maybe

Do you mean women change their mind everytime?
Don't say may be!