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    Honeymoon

    Salam,

    Just wanted to share an email I received this morning, and I want you all to know that I strongly disagree with how this guy treats his wife

    Khokom.

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    Honeymoon


    All of you ladies out there, please excuse the rough language in the
    Following story...

    A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
    Back, the bride immediately called her mother.

    "Well," said her mother, "How was the honeymoon?"
    "Oh Mama," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic ...",

    Then suddenly she burst out crying.. "But mama, as soon as we
    Returned, Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard Before! I mean all these awful four letter words! You've got to take
    me Home... PLEASE MAMA!"

    "Sarah, Sarah!" her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
    your Husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
    WHAT four letter words?" "Please don't make me tell you mama" wept the
    Daughter, "I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME PLEASE!!"

    "Darling! Baby! You must tell me what has you so upset! Tell your
    mother these horrible four letter words!"

    Sobbing the bride said, "Oh Mama... he used words like dust, wash, iron, cook..."

    "I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother

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    sania is offline Moderator
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    But she would have enjoyed many other four-letter words

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    LOOOOOOL!!! that's so funny....i heard another one like that but it, in my opinion, was more offensive.... (basically it was an arab version of the above)


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bent_Bladi
    LOOOOOOL!!! that's so funny....i heard another one like that but it, in my opinion, was more offensive.... (basically it was an arab version of the above)

    Hi, Bent Bladi...!

    Nice to hear your laugh after a long time!..

    Where have you been & what have you been doing..

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    so i don't ruin this thread... i'll post here

    thanks 4 caring


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    Does anyone know why this occasion is called 'HONEYMOON'..?

    Anything to do with honey & moon...?

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    well, it makes more sense in arabic "Shahr 3asal" meaning "honey month"... so it's the time when the husband and wife call each other "honey", act all sweet, and be sticky.... haha


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