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    Bent_Bladi is offline Moderator
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    bala shou? of course you count as a woman --- there's no escaping it


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    Duneprincess & Bent bladi....

    That raises serious questions such as :

    What is the difference between a girl & a woman?

    Or rathar

    Define a girl : Define a woman!

    Can you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sania View Post
    I could be smarter.

    I would have asked for the last wish first, and get rid of him at the first opportunity.

    Why give him the beauty & the riches even for a moment?

    Now you know Indian girls are damn smart!
    That's evil, not smart.



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    Not very smart... she was married to the richest and most handsome man in the world, and she wanted him to die...

    Quote Originally Posted by pandora View Post
    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That
    will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandora View Post
    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
    She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get it ten times!"

    The woman said, "That's okay."

    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to". The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me."

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That
    will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine."

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!"

    Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

    Hahahaha
    Only a clever women could beleive a frog in a trap
    and only a clever women could throw a golf ball to the forest....

    Aid moubarek to all women

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    Last edited by FORTUNATO; 28th December 2006 at 10:41.
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
    By: George Bernard Shaw

    I should add that a Gouvernment that robs Peter to pay Paul, will always depend on Peter to have his budget ...:-) In other world he need more Peter then Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by HOUDA-K View Post
    That's evil, not smart.


    I couldnt understand what mean "damn smart " indian women... can they be both damn and smart???
    A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
    By: George Bernard Shaw

    I should add that a Gouvernment that robs Peter to pay Paul, will always depend on Peter to have his budget ...:-) In other world he need more Peter then Paul

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORTUNATO View Post
    Hahahaha
    Only a clever women could beleive a frog in a trap
    and only a clever women could throw a golf ball to the forest....

    Aid moubarek to all women

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    And Eid Mubarak to you too, Fortunato


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