Woman: as explained by Engineers

[amalgamate]

WHY AM I MARRIED?
You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable,
or get married and wish you were dead.


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
"Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."



A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
"Husband Wanted".
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."




When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.


A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished .


A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still
paying."


A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."



Then there was a woman who said,
"I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."


Marriage is the triumph of imagination over
intelligence.



If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say --talk in your sleep.


Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men
would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.


First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy remarks, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

[sania]

Good ones, Amalgamate!

Though I have read some of them earlier,
I enjoyed each one of them.

Especially the one

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence"

[Bent_Bladi]

Wedding Anniversary

A married couple in their early 60's were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said,

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel the world with my darling husband" said the wife. The fairy moved her magic stick and -abracadabra! - Two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared her hands.

Now it was the husband's turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but opportunities like this only occur once in a lifetime, so I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me".

The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old.

MORAL: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female.

GENIUS!! kharjo lal khityar al jinn

[Bent_Bladi]

A young son asked,
"Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."

heheheheh... and vice versa