What is Marriage?

[sania]

Thank you so much! I am very happy and i am looking forward to my life with my hubbie. Xx

Best wishes for a happy marriage, Sonya madam..!

But don't steal my name..!!

[SonyaM]

Thank you for your congrat's Sania. We have different names and spelt very differently, so no stealing involved. I am just using the name my mother gave me.

[sania]

It is nice to know someone having a name sounding like mine..!

[Bent_Bladi]

A woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband,
"Sam, pack up your stuff. I just won the lottery!"

"Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"

"Whatever. Just so you're out of the house by noon!"

[Bent_Bladi]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him.

St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven".

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?!?!?"

[amalgamate]

A nice, calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the
pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide."

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "I can't give you cyanide
to kill your husband. That's against the law! I will lose my
license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will
happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!"

The lady reached into her purse and pulled
out a picture of her husband at a fancy restauant, having dinner with the
pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's
different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

[sania]

What is marriage?

I was trying to figure it out for long.

Well, let us see..!

Carry ---------> Carriage (One that carries)
Drain ---------> Drainage (one that drains)
Sauce---------> Sausage (One that is dipped in sauce)
Tour ---------> Entourage (One that takes the tour)
Seep ---------> Seepage (One that seeps)
Till -----------> Tillage (one that tills)
Pack ---------> Package (One that contains the pack)

So the basic word for " Marriage " should be "mar"
But " mar " what?

One that mars the virginity of the girl,
and the freedom of the boy.