INSTALLING A HUSBAND



Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a

distinct slow down in overall system performance -- particularly in the

flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such

as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.(and NASCAR 500.0)

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes

the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to

no avail.

What can I do?

Signed, Desperate







Dear Desperate:

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while

Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Please enter the command:

'I Thought You Loved Me.exe' and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to

install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0

should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5 .

But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0

to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a

very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.



Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in

the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are

unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .


In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have

limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider

buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend

Food 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,

Tech Support