Nine Phrases Women Use

[Bent_Bladi]

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn't actually a word, but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" ... that will bring on a "whatever").

8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying **** YOU!

9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[Al-khiyal]

Erm, that's nineteen words, or seventeen if we treat the 'loud sigh' as a noise and the 'silence' as an absence of any words

[Bent_Bladi]

heh... i should say "phrases"

my job is to just copy and paste

[Bent_Bladi]

there... i changed it

[lilly@LONDON]

lol bint bladi do you know me or something?!!:

[Bent_Bladi]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

deep down we all know each other...

you know - when i'm fighting w/ a guy, a small voice in the back of my head tells me that i'm being too "womanly" by using these phrases . I try to stop myself but then i end up looking like a schizophrenic patient.

If the guy is my dad he'll start laughing cuz he just knows TOO much about women...

[Cheba_Mami]

some women use far more words to express themselves. somtimes toooo much